~When God Created Kitty Cats~



          When God created kitty cats,
          He had no recipe;
          He knew He wanted something sweet,
          As sweet as sweet could be.


          He started out with sugar,
          Adding just a trace of spice;
          Then stirred in drops of morning dew,
          To keep them fresh and nice.


          He thought cats should be soft to pet,
          Thus he gave them coats of fur;
          So they could show they were content,
          He taught them how to purr.


          He made for them long tails to wave,
          While strutting down the walk;
          Then trained them in meow-ology,
          So they could do cat-talk.


          He made them into acrobats,
          And gave them grace and poise;
          Their wide-eyed curiosity,
          He took from little boys.


          He put whiskers on their faces,
          Gave them tiny ears for caps;
          Then shaped their little bodies,
          To snugly fit on laps.


          He gave them eyes as big as saucers,
          To look into man's soul;
          Then set a tolerance for mankind,
          As their purpose and their goal.


          Benevolent ... and ... Generous,
          He made so many of them;
          Then charged, with fatherly concern,
          The human race to love them.


          When one jumped up upon His lap,
          God gently stroked its head;
          The cat gave Him a kitty kiss,
          "What wondrous love," God said.


          God smiled at His accomplishment,
          So pleased with His creation;
          And said, with pride, as He sat back,
          "At last. . .I've reached purr-fection!"

          ~Author Unknown~



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