Now that I am
older, here is what I have
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have
most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and
3. I finally got my head together; now my body
is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent
5. All reports are in; Life is now officially
6. If all is not lost, where is it??
7. It is easier to get older than it is to get
8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're
9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could
use a few.....
10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause...kids.
12. It's hard to make a comeback when you
haven't been anywhere.