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Midi: Don't Get Around Much Any More

Now that I am older, here is what I have discovered.

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.....

5. All reports are in; Life is now officially unfair.

6. If all is not lost, where is it??

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.....

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

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